My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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