You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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