reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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