Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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