are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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