someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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