After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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