Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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