ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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