There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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