it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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