I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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