And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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