Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
whose parrot is this?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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