Do vagina's smell?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She told me I should be a condom model.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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