is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Terrible idea I love it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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