they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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