A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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