This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We talked him into tasing himself.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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