I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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