i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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