I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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