we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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