Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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