we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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