turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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