Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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