He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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