glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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