the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Will exercising make me less horny?
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