Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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