I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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