its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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