what if I'm pregnant?
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I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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