Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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