I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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