Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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