The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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