My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
