U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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