Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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