Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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