Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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