I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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