butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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