yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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