do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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