This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize