yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
