You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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