I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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