like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
