This girl is more easily done than said...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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