How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
