either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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