Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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